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ASK THE SOS BRIGADE (Genderbended Edition)

YO! We're standing by for your questions and comments! Any questions involving aliens, time travelers, espers, sliders, demons or any kind of supernatural beings are demanded! You can ask other questions, just make sure they're interesting or you'll get a penalty! - Haruki Suzumiya (Leader, founder and ruler of the SOS Brigade)

Hello and welcome to our page, we are truly glad that you've stopped by! I'll be glad to answer any questions you have about the brigade, myself or any of my fellow members! But we do ask that you refer most of your questions to our leader, we are merely here for specific inquiries. - Itsuko Koizumi (Second in Command)

Ask. Any questions will be welcomed and answered. - Yuuki Nagato (Literature Club Member)

O-Oh, hi! U-Um, I'll try to answer your q-questions as best as I can! M-Maybe I could make you some tea or something while you're here! T-Thank you very much!! - Mitsuru Asahina (Brigade Mascot and Butler)

I don't see why the hell you'd want to waste your time on this page, but you might as well ask some questions while you're here. Don't ask anything crazy that will set off Haruki and make my life miserable. Be careful, you crazy people. - Kyonko (Other)

(( OOC: This is an Ask Blog for the Genderbended Cast of the SOS Brigade! If it wasn't obvious already, all of the SOS Brigade members have had their genders flipped and their roles and personalities are the same but tweaked just slightly. You can write to any or all of the SOS Brigade members with your questions, comments, suggestions, etc! Have fun! n_n ))

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Apr 29 '13

Anonymous asked:

Kyonko, what if you accidentaly kiss your male self. What would be your first reaction?

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Can we just assume that it’ll never happen and ignore the question all together, thanks? I don’t exactly like to think about kissing a male version of myself. It’s way too weird!!!

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Apr 10 '13

Anonymous asked:

Kyon, who's Kyonko?

Haruki: What’s a Kyon. 

Kyonko: A type of potato. Don’t confuse me for my male self, damnit!!!

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Dec 22 '12

askshinjixasuka asked:

Kyonko your scarier than haruki

Kyonko: Eh? Me? Scary? 

Itsuko: You do have quite the temper.

Mitsuru: A-And because of -classified information-…

Yuuki: You are the only one who can control Haruki Suzumiya’s powers. 

Kyonko: E-Eh?! I’m not scary, damnit! I’m just a normal girl with NO temper issues, thank you very much! And on that note, YOU three should be ‘scarier’ because you have those weird POWERS of yours!

Itsuko: There’s that temper again~

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Dec 17 '12

Anonymous asked:

Tomorrow is December the 17th. Does it bring back any memories, Kyonko??

Itsuko: We would have Kyonko respond immediately since we noticed this ask today, December 17th… But she didn’t come to school today.

Haruki: She called in sick or something. It’s a pain ‘cause we were gonna go out caroling! Hmph!

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Dec 14 '12

Anonymous asked:

Have you guys ever heard of Vocaloid? Haruki, you shoukd make Mitsuru cosplay as Len Kagamine since they're both shotas (sort of) And sorry Kyonko for making Haruki making Mitsuru cosplay…

Kyonko: I don’t make Haruki do anything, and I certainly wouldn’t make him force Mitsuru into cosplay! I try to stop Haruki instead, but he never listens to me!

Haruki: Vocaloid, huh? I’ve definitely heard of it, but I never thought about dressing Mitsuru up in a cosplay from it! Mitsuru! What do you think? *He swings his arm over Mitsuru’s shoulders* You wanna get a new outfit and sing for us?

Mitsuru: N-No, I don’t! I don’t wa-

Haruki: Well, we’ll see if you can work the costume and if you can then you’re gonna get it! Come on! Let’s go look this guy up and get Mitsuru some new clothes!

Kyonko: H-HEY! STOP SCARRING POOR ASAHINA-SAN!

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Dec 14 '12

Anonymous asked:

Ok, Mitsuru and Itsuko, we still haven’t heard your singing! I bet Mitsuru’s singing is kinda cute and I bet Itsuko has a pretty voice when she sings :3

Itsuko: Ah! Thank you very much! *smiles* I don’t usually sing outside of the confines of my apartment so I was nervous recording this with Suzumiya-san!

Mitsuru: I-I was the most nervous though. Um, I don’t usually sing at all, I’m not very good at s-singing. 

Itsuko: You’ve certainly improved though!

(continued here!)

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Dec 14 '12

Anonymous asked:

Kyonko, Haruki told me that you sing very pretty ;) What do you think about his singing?

Kyonko: Are you sure that wasn’t sarcasm, because it’s a very high chance that he was just being an ass. Haruki’s singing? He’s a good singer, I’ll give him that. Did you see him at last year’s festival when he played with ENOZ? I have no real opinion on it except that he’s a really good singer. 

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Dec 13 '12

Anonymous asked:
Okay, let’s hear everyone else’s songs~! Starting with Kyonko!

Kyonko: Yare yare. Don’t think that I sung this on my own freewill! There’s nothing anyone can do to make me sing willingly!

Haruki: I offered her a dollar, two dollars, then Brigade leader for a day, Brigade leader of the world, to stop pulling her ponytail, and lastly to let Mitsuru go cosplay free for 2 months.

Kyonko: It was tempting, but no.

Haruki: Then I leaned into her face and said ‘what if I told you I loved you’.

Kyonko: Then I slapped him.

Haruki: But that did make her do the song! 

Kyonko: SHUT UP!

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Dec 13 '12

Anonymous asked: 
Hey, Yuuki, since youre the second best singer can you sing a song for all of us fangirls out there? :3

Yuuki: I sung this last year when Haruki Suzumiya required the members of the SOS Brigade to write songs and sing them. I hope it is adequate. 

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Dec 6 '12

Anonymous asked:

To everyone: If you can be any video game character, what would you be? Oh and can you guys dance really good? >:3

Haruki: We already decided that Yuuki and Koizumi-san were really good dancers when we were doing a singing competition. And I’ve made up a bunch of dances and Mitsuru has been able to do them really well! I dunno about Kyonko though, she probably has two left feet.

Kyonko: Rude.

Haruki: ANYWAY! If I could be a video game character… Hm… Ah! I would be Commander Shepard from ’Mass Effect’! Not only would I have a top-of-the-line ship and a kickass crew, but since I’m a spectre, I’m above the law and can do whatever I want!

Kyonko: I wouldn’t mind being Link, I guess. Not sure what game I’d chose, but I really like Hyrule and the story itself is really interesting. Not to mention I kind of already am a ‘hero of the gods’ or whatever. 

Mitsuru: O-Oh… Video games… Um, let’s see. I haven’t played a lot of video games, actually. C-Could I just be a background character in a medieval game with a nice shop or something?

Itsuko: Mmm, if you ignored the psychopathic robot who wants to kill you, I wouldn’t mind being Chell from Portal. The puzzles are rather fun to solve and I do enjoy flying, or rather, conserved momentum. *giggles* 

Yuuki: … The main character in a dating sim.

Kyonko: W-Wait what. 

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